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If They Only Knew…

Tuesday, June 30th, 2009 | Wine Gadgets | 1 Comment

About a month ago, a friend turned me onto this site called Texts from Last Night. I read this text a few minutes ago:

(770): If I were a woman I’d fill my water bra with liquor so that I could sip on it throughout the day.

Seems like they don’t know about the wine bra. Such a pity.

Beer Hat? Meet Wine Bra.

Wednesday, February 20th, 2008 | Wine Gadgets | 1 Comment

I’m sure you’re familiar with the beer hat. You know — the hat that has a place for two cans of beer to sit, and tubes that extend from the cans to your mouth. (Like this.) For years, wine had been neglected in the beverage-in-garment revolution… until now. A British company has invented a bra called the Wine Rack™. The sports bra contains a special polyurethane bladder that holds up to 750ml of wine. A tube is attatched to the bra so that one can sip wine discreetly, on the go. Apparently customers have experienced best results with sweet red wines. White wines, however, are not suggested for use because they will warm up too quickly.

As if being able to covertly sip your vino while at the park isn’t enough, the WineRack also increases cup size by two cups. Who needs a Miracle Bra? This revolutionary new product retails for $29.95, but apparently the brassiere has been so popular that it is currently sold out. You can, however, sign up to receive an e-mail when it is back in stock.

Fascinating stuff.